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Lend Me Your Smears

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While Whitehall undergoes it's current rebranding as 'Shitehall', it looks like the powers that be are trying to avoid any more dirty stories. In fact, it looks like they've finally put Jamie 'Mad-dog' MacDonald on a leash. He's still barking though. Clicky here for the Tweet Sheet. Warning: contains Scots.

Jamie_MacDonald@Malcolm_Tucker - Livid. Email account suspended. Apparently I'm a 'liability' in these sensitive fucking times. If I ever see that amateur fucking pricksmith then dot dot fucking dot.

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - It seems one can no longer call a spade a cunt.

Jamie_MacDonald@Malcolm_Tucker - The future of the world lies in the hands of a country which thinks that the Easter fucking Bunny made the universe in a week - and they're going hairy canary about a few bumnuggets of smear?

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - Because hacks are the only ones allowed to bend the truth into balloon animals.

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - There are other ways to put the box-ticking stumpfuckers to rights. No one's banned you from Twatter...

Jamie_MacDonald@Malcolm_Tucker - Right, and how am I supposed to defame and verbally torture someone with just 140 characters? Man cannot chib with html alone.

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - Yes, but it's a new and ever-so-trendy tool in the arsenal.

Jamie_MacDonald@Malcolm_Tucker - It's too fucking restrictive. Like trying to have a bollock-rattler in an airplane toilet.

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - Yes, which I know for a fact you have done. Keep your chin up. Hate finds a way.

Jamie_MacDonald@Malcolm_Tucker - Ok, but only because Twitorture isn't covered by the Geneva convention.

Malcolm_Tucker@Jamie_MacDonald - Game on. You're William fucking Shakesmear, remember.

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